Get ready to turn heads and spark conversations with this hilarious and relatable reptile lover tee! Featuring a cute cartoon of a kid bonding with a bearded dragon, this shirt boldly states:
“Teach Your Kids to Love Reptiles And They Won’t Have Money for Drugs.”
Let’s be real—reptiles are an investment, and so is this shirt!

Perfect for:
•Bearded dragon owners
•Snake and lizard lovers
•Reptile breeders
•Herp hobbyists
•Parents raising the next generation of reptile nerds
•Anyone with a sense of humor and a tank full of critters!

Shirt Details:
•Super soft cotton blend
•Unisex fit (True to size)
•Available in multiple sizes (S–3XL)
•Color: Black with vintage-style graphic
•Printed in the USA

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, wear often.